Look, I’ve tried really hard to not know a damn thing about football, but it hasn’t really worked out for me. See, I married someone who not only is into the football – and the Huskers to boot – but plays it twice yearly in the Peace Corps Amenia Khash Bowl.

So I’ve resigned myself to swooning over my favorite quarterback, No. 99 Andrew Ensz, who threw five TD passes and rushed for two touchdowns to lead the South to a 9-7 victory over the North on Saturday.

Did that paragraph seem like I knew what I was talking about? Here’s hoping.

My favorite quarterback Andrew Ensz looked very hunky for the big game. Now, though, he’s a little hobbly. If there were ice in this country, his shoulder might be a good place for it. I’ll ask if he can raise his left arm over his head yet, and get back to you.

Anyway, congrats South, on your victory over the North. Whispers of a three-peat next spring are afoot.

-m, wife of my favorite quarterback Andrew Ensz